Post by Spwack on May 23, 2012 6:37:45 GMT -5
Welcome to the Negatively Ephermal Verifier of Eternal Resurrection! Here at N.E.V.E.R, we do our best to give people a new, fresh start in Mirugan. Hiding from governments? Not a problem! Bored with your current life? Easy! Even the most troublesome pasts can be waved goodbye. Here at N.E.V.E.R, we will remove all possibility of contact that you are trying so hard to avoid, and if you pay a premium, we will even give you a full body change! Nothing is impossible, for the staff at N.E.V.E.R.
Here is our full list of free services:
Mental Wipe- A must for any effective relocation! Guaranteed to never leave residual memories!
Contact Destruction- Trying to escape your past, but it never lets go? Our crack team of assassins will make sure they never get near you!
Relocation- We will send you to the best place to live a new life! Guaranteed to be as far away from your old life as possible!
But wait, there's More! Sign up for your Premium account, and get these huge benefits:
Implanted Memories- Need a hand fitting in? Just pick your selection of implanted ideas, and we can give you language, skills or even just a name! It's dead simple!
Continual Relocation- If you appear to be having trouble with your new enviornment, memories keep coming back, or your past just won't stay away, we will wipe and relocate you Free of charge!
Full Change- If your body is not what you care for, we can do a full make over! Nothing is concrete, and everything is possible! New hair, skin, gender, even a new race can be created for your latest identity!
Nothing is impossible, here at N.E.V.E.R Inc.
Here is our full list of free services:
Mental Wipe- A must for any effective relocation! Guaranteed to never leave residual memories!
Contact Destruction- Trying to escape your past, but it never lets go? Our crack team of assassins will make sure they never get near you!
Relocation- We will send you to the best place to live a new life! Guaranteed to be as far away from your old life as possible!
But wait, there's More! Sign up for your Premium account, and get these huge benefits:
Implanted Memories- Need a hand fitting in? Just pick your selection of implanted ideas, and we can give you language, skills or even just a name! It's dead simple!
Continual Relocation- If you appear to be having trouble with your new enviornment, memories keep coming back, or your past just won't stay away, we will wipe and relocate you Free of charge!
Full Change- If your body is not what you care for, we can do a full make over! Nothing is concrete, and everything is possible! New hair, skin, gender, even a new race can be created for your latest identity!
Nothing is impossible, here at N.E.V.E.R Inc.
