Rent-A-Neko!

nekotwilight
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Rent-A-Neko! May 16, 2012 17:01:29 GMT -5

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Post by nekotwilight on May 16, 2012 17:01:29 GMT -5

Bored?! Lonely?! Rent-A-Neko! For a small fee (500G), Neko will jump up and down on your bed, eat your food, look through all your stuff, and shoot your dogs and cats with her Infinity Bow. This is a limited time offer.

Disclaimer: Please note! If Neko gets distracted (sees a cow, squid, nudist, etc) and wanders off, Renta-A-Neko! will not issue a refund under any circumstance. Renta-A-Neko is not responsible for any injuries incurred while Neko plays with her Infinity Bow.

Tips are customary and appreciated!

Last Edit: May 16, 2012 17:03:18 GMT -5 by nekotwilight

Shezz Raulo Global Moderator Err? Posts: 1,080	Rent-A-Neko! May 16, 2012 17:16:04 GMT -5 via the ProBoards App Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shezz Raulo on May 16, 2012 17:16:04 GMT -5 Lmfao, I was feeling a little bit moody before but this made me lol xD!

Rei.Blackwind Administrator YANDERE ANDROID Posts: 1,388	Rent-A-Neko! May 16, 2012 17:21:48 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Rei.Blackwind on May 16, 2012 17:21:48 GMT -5 That is fantastic! Perhaps I should adjust my business model.....
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Aura.Blackwind Global Moderator Posts: 796	Rent-A-Neko! May 16, 2012 19:22:14 GMT -5 via the ProBoards App Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Aura.Blackwind on May 16, 2012 19:22:14 GMT -5 I like your approach towards this.. Very professional.
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Spwack Veteran Explorer 70 years old, still going strong Posts: 550	Rent-A-Neko! May 17, 2012 3:16:25 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Spwack on May 17, 2012 3:16:25 GMT -5 Can we hire you out to other people? Maybe... minea?
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Prekrasna.Smiert (chaza507) Expert Hunter Eating pineapples since... i don't know Posts: 469	Rent-A-Neko! May 17, 2012 8:07:18 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Prekrasna.Smiert (chaza507) on May 17, 2012 8:07:18 GMT -5 yea you can found a surprise birthday party so i can hire you to annoy the living daylights out of Spwack!.

Post by nekotwilight on May 16, 2012 17:01:29 GMT -5

Post by Shezz Raulo on May 16, 2012 17:16:04 GMT -5

Post by Rei.Blackwind on May 16, 2012 17:21:48 GMT -5

Post by Aura.Blackwind on May 16, 2012 19:22:14 GMT -5

Post by Spwack on May 17, 2012 3:16:25 GMT -5

Post by Prekrasna.Smiert (chaza507) on May 17, 2012 8:07:18 GMT -5