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Post by Rei.Blackwind on Jul 22, 2012 23:25:38 GMT -5
1. Bachelor parties are awesome.
2. I kick ass and win in go carts.
3. I can keep up decently with the boys in shots.
4. Weddings are expensive as hell.
5. Europeans know how to party! (the reception lasted from 6pm to 3am+)
6. I apparently attract small German girls who want to dance with me then drown me. (I found out later that they were actually dragging me to where they met each other and became friends.. Not to the pool to drown me or force me into Mexican labor. So the tug of war between the two German girls latched to my waist and a bridesmaid and the groom at my arms to "save" me was unnecessary!)
7. The Dark Knight Rises was cliche and predictable.
8. Germans, Swedish, Polish, and Australian folks are awesome.
9. Never try to dance in heels for several hours, even the alcohol will not stop the foot pain.
10. When small German girls aren't stalking me... Horny Puerto Rican dude will.
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Post by deltajesus on Jul 22, 2012 23:55:52 GMT -5
Told you you were gonna get stalked.
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Post by Rhainya on Jul 23, 2012 0:08:25 GMT -5
11. When the party starts it wont stop
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Post by sirveleno on Jul 23, 2012 0:33:15 GMT -5
I knew there would be stalkers and long parties in your trip!
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severare
Experienced Miner
The model citizen
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Post by severare on Jul 23, 2012 0:40:04 GMT -5
I may or may not have dressed like an ornery Puerto Rican dude and followed you around.
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Post by Ezio on Jul 23, 2012 1:58:55 GMT -5
LOL, Looks like you had fun...
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Post by Prekrasna.Smiert (chaza507) on Jul 23, 2012 3:48:56 GMT -5
AUSIE AUSIE AUSIE! P.S. Wherever you go... you may never shake off the stalkers.
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Post by sbongkh on Jul 23, 2012 5:39:30 GMT -5
AUSIE AUSIE AUSIE! P.S. Wherever you go... you may never shake off the stalkers. Funny because the Australian can't spell Aussie. And yes, I do have a small horny German girl costume in my car. Why do you ask?
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Spwack
Veteran Explorer
70 years old, still going strong
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Post by Spwack on Jul 23, 2012 5:42:29 GMT -5
Mm... no reason. Do you use it when you are bored, or excited?
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Post by sbongkh on Jul 23, 2012 5:53:21 GMT -5
There's a word for being bored and excited at the same time - horny.
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Post by Shezz Raulo on Jul 30, 2012 21:12:22 GMT -5
12. British people are even more awesome.
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Post by Aura.Blackwind on Aug 10, 2012 19:44:34 GMT -5
12. British people are even more awesome. Yet they still can't spell the word color right.
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Post by bobruk098 on Aug 10, 2012 20:45:18 GMT -5
12. British people are even more awesome. Yet they still can't spell the word color right. Actually, they do. Color is the US way of spelling the the English colour.
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Post by sbongkh on Aug 11, 2012 5:11:18 GMT -5
Damn right. It's "colour" down under. More wasted ink, but meh.
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Post by Orman Grandclaw on Aug 11, 2012 9:01:22 GMT -5
So much for you American imperialists...
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